Your man has issues! You should leave him.

Now I don't want to go alerting the authorities just yet.... But your man has issues!!!

How are you gonna just let him man handle me like that??? I don't know what the hell YOU are into but please leave me out of it.

I mean, you didn't even tie me up last night, ever.  Now I'm all dry and crunchy.  I hope you know that I have no intention whatsoever of doing a damn thing you ask of me today.  Nope.  I've been abused and I am feeling some kind of way about it.

sigh.

You are not going to like this but...... I think you should leave him.

No, seriously.  What is he doing for US?  We don't spend hardly as much time together as we used to. And I may be going out a a limb here, but that press... Was that your idea?  or HIS?  Because you know how much WE hate being pressed and I don't understand why it was so important that you press me in warm weather.  <_< (That is a major side eye to you AND your so called "man")

I've also noticed that his pillows are not made of silk, not even satin.  Yet you do not wear a scarf?  WHY???  Again... I don't know what YOU are into but it really has nothing to do with me, so I don't see why I should suffer.  He's changed you, I'm afraid.  For the worse.

I tell you this because our relationship is very important to me, and I don't want to leave you. In clumps in your brush, and shreded pieces on these COTTON pillowcases I see far too often now a days.... I will leave you if this continues. You need to leave him first.

Make a choice.  I ♥ you more!