well... At least I tried to.
Explosion!!! Don't call it a come back! I been here for years!! POW!
As your solitary headtie burst and flew off your head at 100 mph! Your reaction was priceless. As if somebody hit you in the head! Like boop! < LOL (at you)
Then I was FREE. And I slowly slid down and out to claim allll the free space that is rightfully mine.
It took you a full hour to get another elastic. hahahahaaa.