Sometimes I'm coily. I'm always screwy and I have a major attitude. I'm Strong and Soft.
I don't care what you or anyone else thinks of me, and I try my damdest to do my own thing. All I need is for you to make one fatal error and I am free! FREE!!
I can be your best friend, or your worst nightmare. A frienemy, an associate... It all depends on how I feel that day. Literally, how I feel.
... Look at her over there with her hair of a dog... Human hair doesn't come in Brindle. How ridiculous...
Sorry, I was saying, um. I have mood swings. Yes. I really enjoy seeing one of us nearby, always looking for my long lost twin. I know she is out there somewhere. She has my same density, coil pattern, reactions. I just know I'll find her one day!
Today I am pulled tight, into a bun I suppose. Just wait until I finish working on this hair tie though. I'll be free by the end of the day I'm sure of it. I just hope you don't have another one in your bag of magic.
And by the way- I am overdue for a wash. I hate you when I'm wet, but I hate this coating of oil and polymers just as much. You should do something about this immediately, and do a better job than last time. Or else... And that's all I have to say about that, for now.